The Church of Saint Clarence Odbody

 If I were prone to attend an affinity church it would be something like:

The Church of Saint Clarence Odbody

formerly known as 

The Church of the Blessed Mess

It would have a sign (probably misspelled): 

“Welcome to the screwups, the not-good-enoughs, the awkwards and clumsies.  Welcome to the morons, the barely-made-its, and the can’t-you-be-on-times.  Welcome to the criticized, mocked, and ignored. 

Don’t expect that it will be better here, but we’re broken too.  

So perhaps we can share our brokenness.”